theCHIVE Black Cycle Jersey

Here at the Tour de Chivery, we know that sometimes, you like to keep calm at top speeds.
We know you wanna be a sleek and evasive as an oiled-up eel, as fast and as aerodynamic as a coked-up bird of prey, but you also want people behind you to know you KCCO like a badass.

With this new bike jersey, you'll be saying, I'm a Chiver and I'm faster than you.

This jersey's 100-percent polyester fabric is smarter than some of our copywriters ,faster at wicking moisture and better at self-drying than those assholes, too. It includes UV ray protection, a damn-fine microfiber finish and 100 digital sublimation. Don't believe us on how great this gear is? Just ask the three guys who biked from Detroit to Austin wearing it. They seemed pretty comfortable. Except for the seat rash. And that's not on us.